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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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