What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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