- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Albino African Americans

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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