- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

So these two girls have a cup .

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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