did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

My spelling is horrible

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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