To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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