- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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