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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

haha black people :D

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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