How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

that wall over there ->

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

i like it in the mouth

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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