How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

A American seeking into mexico

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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