- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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