- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

i'm hard

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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