- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

I am quite mature.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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