- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Knock knock knock OCD

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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