Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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