- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Knock knock knock OCD

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Robin, get in the car!

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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