- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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