- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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