- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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