- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

I am a mime

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Your girlfriend.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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