How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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