- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Tony Romo

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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