- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Where's my baby??

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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