- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

gay pom...

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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