Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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