- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Why are white people white? I don't know

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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