- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Who has no penis Religious Believers

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Robin, get in the car!

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Why are white people white? I don't know

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??