- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Chlamydia

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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