- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Take part of what?

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Wait! hundred billions!

You know what's cool? Yep.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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