- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

I have read the terms and conditions

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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