What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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