Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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