- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

A man did not like this site

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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