Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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I'm hungry.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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