what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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dat shoe shine tho

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Turkey Balls

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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