- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Go away still nothing to see

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

homosexual rights to marriage

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??