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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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