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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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