- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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