- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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