some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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