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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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