Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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