Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

I'm homeless.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

You know what's funny? Rape

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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