Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

You should read the Terms of Service.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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