Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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Barack Obama.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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