- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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