- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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