Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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Indians

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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