- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Dislike if you are a prostitute

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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