What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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