What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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