- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

pull my finger (farts)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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