- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why did the dog die? He was old

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Once, I went to Peru.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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