What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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