- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

knock knock go away

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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