- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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