Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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