- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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