A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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