- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

A gay man watches football.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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