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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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