- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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