Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Men's rights

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Everybody will die

* anti-punchline

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Anti Joke

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