- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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