There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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