What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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knock knock Goodbye

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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Barack Obama.

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