A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

knock knock Goodbye

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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