- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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