Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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