Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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John Cena for president

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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