- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Knock knock... Home invasion

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Bob Saget that is all

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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