- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

A praying mantis is very graceful

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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