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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A baby seal walks into a club.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

How High is a Chinese man

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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