Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

America

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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