Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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