- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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