- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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