Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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