- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

What's just not right? Left

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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