- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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