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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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