What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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